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[Tanaban]

It just doesn't feel like home with out it!

http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/20011203.png

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/ep167.gif (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/)

[Tanaban]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020715l.gif (http://www.penny-arcade.com)

[ToxicSoup]

Painted me mouse! Tell me what you think.

http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/modding/paintedmouse.txt

had to put the link up because tripod sux and i cant use the .txt trick on this forum for some reason

FSCK!! Something needs to be fixed about remote linking. i cant even give just a normal link to the picture :angry: I^&%





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[Lag Messiah]

you can't remote link to tripod can you??

[ToxicSoup]

not that i know of :(

any ideas of what i could do?

[Lag Messiah]

do what I do, get a geocities account and just change the extensions to .txt Geoshitties allows remote linking of .txt files.

[JC Denton]

Doh, it don't work, sorry Red :(. Hmmm, I'm debating enabling attachments for these forums...

Good Idea?

[Lag Messiah]

hey Kirk, can you change the img code to inclue .txt files...it doesn't work here/

[JC Denton]

Done. Member's can also upload up to a 100K file, please don't abuse this.

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/twopeopleshort.txt

[JC Denton]

http://www.planethardware.com/images/main/logo.gif
RIP old friend...

[Lag Messiah]

http://lagmessiah.homestead.com/files/Headstones.jpg

[mOOkie]

The Planet Hardware Phorum moderators finally met up at the Annual Gamespy disco:[I]

http://www.artcomic.com/bobby/zombies.gif

[ToxicSoup]

HEy it works now!! Thanks kirk!

[mOOkie]

http://www.melaman2.com/bond/images/music/moonraker-CD.jpg
http://www.funnyspoofs.com/spoofs/southpark/blade.jpg



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[docbaily]

GeForce5 Ti6000

http://www.modbox.co.za/users/aqox/GF5_6000_L.jpg

LOL... its a funny fake.

[Lag Messiah]

OMG!!!!! That is hilarious!!

[mOOkie]

http://www.captainsafetysite.com/newstuff/superheroes/apeman.JPG

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.graffiti.org/vanc/alone.jpg

[ToxicSoup]

i hate graffiti... i can never understand what it says <_<

[JC Denton]

http://home.elp.rr.com/isf/logo.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by TypeXColorRed@Jul 19 2002, 06:31 AM
i hate graffiti... i can never understand what it says <_<
it says "alone"

[ToxicSoup]

oh... well no normal person could see what that says..

[JC Denton]

It says it in plain english right below that gobbly mess.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by Captain Kirk@Jul 19 2002, 09:51 AM
It says it in plain english right below that gobbly mess.
Heh, i didnt see that.

[mOOkie]

You are missing the full beauty of the moon blah blah blah cos you are starring at my finger or something or other. Wood. Trees. Yadda yadda.

[ToxicSoup]

Yes.


w00t! my stuff from pcmods should be here shortly

[K]

http://www.askinman.com/Gary%20Coleman%20TVG%203-79.jpg
http://www.askinman.com/71071001.jpg
http://www.askinman.com/Peter%20Falk%20TVG%204-74.jpg
http://www.askinman.com/Happy_Days_TVG_1-78.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

you guys seriously can't read that??

[mOOkie]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005N7TG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

my fav preacher cover

http://www.neonwheels.com/preacher/covers/19.jpg

[mOOkie]

New Transformers Rule!

http://www.dreamwaveprod.ca/!thesite/IMGSgallery/covers/Trans1Holo.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

aye, Jim Lee rules.

[K]

Pat Lee.

Yeah m00k, they rock! ...cept Armada. Boy does that suck.

[mOOkie]

It's actually James Raiz.

According to my friend Pete who works in my local comic shoppe, that pic above was the one on the holographic transformer #1 limited edition, that s already changing hands for $250! I feel sick! I bought the regular version instead cos I thought "Limited edition? More like 25,000 copies world wide....". Bah.

My fav Transformer:
http://www.dreamwaveprod.ca/!thesite/IMGStf/covers/Trans5Dec.jpg



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[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 20 2002, 07:56 AM
It's actually James Raiz.
Yeah but he meant Pat Lee.

My fav:

http://www.dreamwaveprod.ca/!thesite/IMGStf/lithos/lithoShockwave.jpg

[mOOkie]

Did u ever own that one? As in the toy.

[docbaily]

My mom's new car that she just about an hour ago......

The board won't let me post the image, so click here. (http://image1.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=451962&uid=15952)



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[mOOkie]

http://www.twinzoftorment.net/seen/imageland/cartoons/calvin-n-hobbes.gif

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 20 2002, 09:05 AM
Did u ever own that one? As in the toy.
Ohh yeahhhhh. I think I've still got it in the loft somewhere :D

[K]

Hello Kitty 'Massager' ... yeah

http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5.gif

[mOOkie]

Yeah Shockwave was always a cool toy... I had Jet Fire and he was always my fav Autobot atleast. Very Gundam.

http://www.thetransformers.net/characters/images/jetfire.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

yah....pat lee...I knew that....but what I do know is Glenn Fabry is amazing.

http://www.neonwheels.com/preacher/images/dpruew.jpg

[mOOkie]

http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk/arseface.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

lol yah that's Dillon's stuff...
Arseface is pretty funny.

[mOOkie]

http://pages.wooster.edu/mwagner/Musha.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

very cool

supposedly a test makeup for the upcoming Preacher movie (can't wait)

http://www.horror.it/cinema/news2001/img/preacher.jpg

[ToxicSoup]

the funny things they put on food boxes.

http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/stupid/gimpeat.txt

scary but wrong, removed. --CK :blink:




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[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 20 2002, 04:24 PM
http://pages.wooster.edu/mwagner/Musha.jpg
Holy shit, Right Clicked and Saved. That's somethin else dude. Nice one. Any more?

[mOOkie]

Go here Gundam (http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/pics_katoki.shtml). Theres a slighty better version here too. Artist is Hajime Katoki

More:

http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_20.jpg
http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_33.jpg
http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_12.jpg

[K]

None of the links work mate :(

Perhaps the bandwidth's up, I'll check tomorrow or somethin...

[mOOkie]

Works for me... hmmm. http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/pics_katoki.shtml

[K]

Nothin... Even if I go to the homepage then click on 'Gallery' it comes up with File Not Found.

Bollocks :huh:

[mOOkie]

Hammer attack ya modem.

Here's a couple more then.

http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_11.jpg
http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_15.jpg
http://www.gundamw.net/gallery/katoki/katoki_34.jpg

[Tanaban]

I bet my veritech fighter could take it =)

[JC Denton]

http://images.cjb.net/images/logo.gif
These guys own...

[Tanaban]

Be ware this is MASSIVE... but thats just cause Macross OWNS J00 ALL :D

[JC Denton]

Damn that was fuggin' huge and it red-Xed in the end, WTF :angry:...

[Tanaban]

Originally posted by Captain Kirk@Jul 21 2002, 02:13 AM
Damn that was fuggin' huge and it red-Xed in the end, WTF :angry:...
Worked for laggy and me!

[JC Denton]

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~captainkirk/hardwarezone/forums/style_images/6/logo.jpg
Our new logo, do ya like it?

[mOOkie]

Wow is all I can say about that Macross piccy.... oh and death to 56k'ers :D :D :D



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[K]

Dang... Didn't even realise it had been posted! Nice one :D :D

[mOOkie]

I'm on a total comic trip at the moment... aaaaah the memories
http://spel.torget.se/home/spel/bilder/nytt02/punisher.jpg
http://www.stripteasecomic.com/specials/watchmenpics/rorschach.jpg
http://www.cronicasdacimeria.hpg.com.br/images/spawn.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 21 2002, 02:21 PM
I'm on a total comic trip at the moment... aaaaah the memories
http://spel.torget.se/home/spel/bilder/nytt02/punisher.jpg
Isn't that from the Ennis/Dillion run of Punisher??

[mOOkie]

Sure is sugarpuff. Anyone read the Punisher War Zone story a few years back when the local Mafia type hired 7 assassins to kill Franky-poos? Well try and find them. They are sooooooo good.

Heres a couple of em...

http://www.thepunisher.com/comics/war_zone/war_zone_7.jpg
http://www.thepunisher.com/comics/war_zone/war_zone_8.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

weeeeeeeeeeeeell you know what other comic Ennis and Dillion did...huh...don't you?

[mOOkie]

Powerpuff Girls Weekly?

[K]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 22 2002, 12:15 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeell you know what other comic Ennis and Dillion did...huh...don't you?
That errr, vicar that shoots people in the face. Arsefaces.

[mOOkie]

I thought Arseface shot himself...

[Lag Messiah]

hey! he doesn't shoot anyone...that's his girlfriend

[Lag Messiah]

yah Arseface did that to himself

[K]

Kung Fu vicars rock.

'This calls for some divine interventation!

I kick arse for the lord!'

Yeah...

Arsefaces.

[mOOkie]

http://www.stahl.bau.tu-bs.de/~hildeb/watchmen/watchmen.jpg
Still one of the best TPB ( :lol: ) I've read.

[Lag Messiah]

awww TPB, you're learning


This post brought to you by Bollicks weiners, cause you can't have a weiner without Bollicks.

[mOOkie]

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~canjohns/Dunce.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.classicgaming.com/castlevania/stupid.gif

[JC Denton]

http://www.gamespy.com/previews/july02/primalhunt/1s.jpg
Mmm, Primal Hunt...

[JC Denton]

On a routine Google image search for "Crusher AND Picard AND Troi" I got this. Guess Picard really is shorty and baldy, and inferior.

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/the_next_generation.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

he's at about the right height though...

[JC Denton]

I hate to say it, but Troi is shorter than him, however Crusher might as well tower over the little bald one :D!

[Lag Messiah]

still...what about Kirk.

Stardate 12124.3: I've lost my toupe and girdle, and can't leave my room.

[mOOkie]

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/waysted8/tandgun2.jpg

[JC Denton]

LOL, Kirk versus Mr. T, try and find the X-Rated one mOOk. Kirk is not very nice to Mr. T and the A-Team :lol:!

[mOOkie]

http://www.comxcomics.com/gallerypopups/Resources/posterb.jpeg
Classwar

One for Kirk... shake that ass!
http://www.apr.com/matt/dancingshatner2.gif



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[Lag Messiah]

http://www.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/apr02/tenaciousd041102_big.jpg

[JC Denton]

Gotta love that advertising (w00t)!

[Lag Messiah]

here's some real advertising :P

[TheCorps]

mmm...Warcraft 3

http://www.geocities.com/thecorpsxl/Pics/warcraft3temp.txt



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[Tanaban]

http://theweboftime.com/Issue-14/Issue-14%20folder/Issue-14/images-14/bad-idea.jpg
http://www.funstun.com/BAD%20TO%20THE%20BONE%20lolol.jpg
http://www.theeveninghatch.com/summer01/Bad-Day.jpg
http://www.chicagohs.org/wetwithblood/images/bloody/Comb/244%20bad%20hair.jpg Hahah look at Honest Ab



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[Lag Messiah]

http://www.cs.niu.edu/~zerwekh/z_dog.jpg

[mOOkie]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/media/previews/1290_3.jpg

[ToxicSoup]

w00t! i know it's kinda old now, but I have every evangelion dvd except for #1.

http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/stupid/evangelion.txt

Ive got tons of other anime, but it's not DVDs.

[Lag Messiah]

yesssss...very good choices, Samurai Jack and Eva own.

[mOOkie]

Looking at that little lot makes me hate livin in the UK...

http://www.comxcomics.com/gallerypopups/Resources/mgsgallery5a.jpeg

http://www.ekt.org/Fozzy/Rooftop/booger.jpg

http://www.thewho.net/fang/photogallery/photo16089/PW-ST-SM-USA-Who.jpg

[Grazzit]

http://vatican.rotten.com/donutland/donutland.jpg



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[mOOkie]

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit1/snuffit1.jpg

http://www.mikeyshouse.com/images/BMW_ISETTA.JPG

http://www.action-performance.com/Muppets/images/gonzo.jpg

[JC Denton]

:mellow: :huh: ^_^ :o ;) :P :D :lol: B) :rolleyes: -_- <_< :wub: :angry: :( :unsure: :wacko: :blink: :ph34r: (!) :shifty: :x :'( :alien: (w00t) >_<

[Lag Messiah]

I really don't like that wink smile...so I made this one...

http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/wink.txt


upload it or I'll split your wig, sucka!



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[EyePoker]

NO! Don't replace the deformed one it's funny to look at.

[K]

Lag's one turns me on.

Lots of GTA3 pics (my pics that is...).

http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/gta3_cops.jpg
http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/gta3_flip.jpg
http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/gta3_flip2.jpg
http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/gta3_flip3.jpg

Wheeeeee...

[Lag Messiah]

DAMN those look sweet...meh needs a GF4 now...

[K]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 25 2002, 12:39 AM
DAMN those look sweet...meh needs a GF4 now...
Yeah? That's on Quincux antialiasing, you should have that on your GF3 mate... I was using the best mode (4xs) but it slowed down too much when it rained. CPU and Memory are holdin me back <_<

It's silky smooth and nice and sharp with Quincux though, just not quite as incredibly amazing as 4xs... Which is seriously goddam 'WHOA' when you see it run. Not a nasty jagged line ANYWHERE. At all.

This is with 4xs. Hard to see stationary but it's way smoother than those other pics.

<img src='http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/taxi_hill.jpg[/img]

[Lag Messiah]

reallllllly...might have to pick up a copy of that if I can find enough money....looks so damn sweet on the PC.

[K]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 25 2002, 12:45 AM
reallllllly...might have to pick up a copy of that if I can find enough money....looks so damn sweet on the PC.
Yes. More addictive than crack. I suggest a control pad though. Keyboard play is uber sux.

It'd run schweeet as hell on your PC. My bro's system is similar to yours and it runs about the same speed as mine (CPU and Memory grrrrr).

[mOOkie]

Those graphics do pee all over the PS2 version. Those are some sweet adverts for the G4... B)

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 25 2002, 01:02 AM
Those graphics do pee all over the PS2 version. Those are some sweet adverts for the G4... B)
If you could all see 4xs running on a better PC than mine you'd be emptying your wallets :D

[ToxicSoup]

Damn, K. Those shots look awesome. I needs a GF4. I'll try out the Quincunx. Do you think it will lag me? Ive got a 1.2Ghz athlon @ 1.48GHz 256mb pc2100 ram and an overclocked GF3 Ti 500.

Also... What do you use to take screenshots with?

[K]

Originally posted by TypeXColorRed@Jul 25 2002, 01:04 AM
Damn, K. Those shots look awesome. I needs a GF4. I'll try out the Quincunx. Do you think it will lag me? Ive got a 1.2Ghz athlon @ 1.48GHz 256mb pc2100 ram and an overclocked GF3 Ti 500.

Also... What do you use to take screenshots with?
Course it bloody won't, my bro has a Ti200 and runs Quincux fine :P

He's got an AXP 1800+ though.

I'd suggest getting a GTA3 trainer to take screenies with as it's a lot easier but I've just been print screening and Alt Tabbing to PhotoShop. Not the best method but hey, it works.

[mOOkie]

Dude, my wallet is already empty. A void. An abyss.... all in preparation for:

http://www.fender.com/new_repository/squier/images/0321500_xl.jpg

[K]

Another Matt Freeman in the works it seems, nice one B)

[mOOkie]

God.

http://www.mi.uni-koeln.de/~hannes/gallery/entwistle/john.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

pwetty...I gots the red one.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 24 2002, 06:08 PM
Dude, my wallet is already empty. A void. An abyss.... all in preparation for:

http://www.fender.com/new_repository/squier/images/0321500_xl.jpg
Dude, you baught a squire? I pity da foo that buys a squire. Well I guess if it floats your boat or if you're just starting out it's fine.

My bassist had one for 2 months and knobs started falling off and it never stayed in tune.. He has an ibanez now, just like everyone else in the band:

http://www.guitarczar.com/Auctions/edb1.jpg

http://www.ibanez.com/guitars/edb/models/EDB605gp.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

I had an Ibenez when I played guitar...hated the thing. well I love my squire and it's alway in tune when I go to tune it so... :P is all I have to say



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[JC Denton]

http://www.planetduke.com/awol/images/fairhammer.jpg

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 24 2002, 09:36 PM
I had an Ibenez when I played guitar...hated the thing. Â*well I love my squire and it's alway in tune when I go to tune it so... :P is all I have to say
Well, I guess it all depends on what music you play. My ibanez has been the best guitar ive ever had, and ive been through about 5 or 6. My first was a Fender 70's strat that my dad gave me, and it was really nice until the electronics went out on it, then he bought me an Epiphone SG and that lasted for a few years, now i cant get it to stay in tune for more than 10 minutes <_< . Then I got a peavy guitar for $50 and it just sounded like shit no matter what, i sold it to some kid for $40. After that I got an ESP 7 string guitar that had a Floyd Rose tremolo and i kept it for about a month then traded it in for my Ibanez 7 string that I've had for 3 years now and it's still sounds like new, and has all the dents and scratces ive put there messing around and whatnot. Wow, that's long.

Ibanez's picture:
<img src='http://www.ibanez.com/guitars/rg/models/RG7321bk.jpg[/img]

My picture:
http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/stupid/guitarincase.txt

I still want a Paul Reed Smith though.



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[Lag Messiah]

hey man, like you said, whatever floats your boat :P


<img src='http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/Bass.txt[/img]

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 25 2002, 12:14 AM
hey man, like you said, whatever floats your boat :P


<img src='http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/Bass.txt[/img]
Indeed. Big amps are fun!! (very loud too!) We have the same strap d00d. (us and 10,000,000 other people :lol: )

<img src='http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/stupid/guitarsandamp.txt[/img]

Lag, do you know anyone that wants to buy a really good distortion pedal? It's a boss metal zone, it's pretty much brand new, i only used it for a month, then I got a new amp with distortion that was just as good, so i need to sell it.

[mOOkie]

I'm buying a Squ cos

a ) I'm transferring from guitar to bass and can't even play it yet.
b ) They don't cost £700.
c ) I have yet to see a bad review of one.
d ) I don't want a bass that looks like something a bloke with a huge perm would play.



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[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 25 2002, 07:53 AM
d ) I don't want a bass that looks like something a bloke with a huge perm would play.
but you still act like that when you play man...

[mOOkie]

The sort of pillock I want to avoid becoming:
http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/5787/6h/content.rollingstone.com/content/950/Images/00279196.jpg
http://www.tunevault.com/image/features/snowjam2001/snowjam2001bif10.jpg
http://www.guitarworkshop.com/what/images/michael_manring.jpg
http://www.thesaltmine.com/fieldy.jpg
http://pobladores.lycos.es/canales/_MUSICA_/alec.jpg



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[Lag Messiah]

hmmm....maybe I'lll ask a view of my friends that play.

[mOOkie]

I found this looking at the news regarding the meteor on a collision course with Earth...

http://impact.arc.nasa.gov/imgs/torino_text_big.jpg

[K]

And it got like 0.6 ish didn't it mOOk?

Anyhoo, a guy at GSF posted these interesting facts and they had me rofl

-snip-

-2019 is the year of the Space Rock on the Chinese Zodiac
-One of the Eskimo words for "snow" is "asteroid"
-Hemmrroids can easily be releived by Preperation H ointment, Asteroids cannot.
-Nostrodamus predicted an asteroid would hit around 2019. Also in 1446, 1998, 1781, 1242 BC and sometime this afternoon.
-If you take "20" and subtract "19" you get "1". Exactly the number of Asteroids scheduled to hit earth in 2019.
-When the rock hits, I'll still be a virgin.

-end-

So funny.

[mOOkie]

SAVE US BRUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/ivan.regina/armageddon.jpg

[K]

The end of Armageddon:

CUE: Aerosmith song

They drill. They put the bomb in.

BRUCE WILLIS
Oh no! Some of the spare testosterone
from this movie got on the bomb and
damaged some gears. It won't be able
to be set off by remote. Someone has
to stay here and do it.

BEN AFFLECK
I'll stay.

MEAN ASTRONAUT
No, I'll stay.

BRUCE WILLIS
No, Ben. You're not leaving. You have
to knock my daughter up. She loves
you or something. And mean astronaut,
you can't stay back, because that
wouldn't be dramatic enough.

BEN AFFLECK
What are you saying?

BRUCE WILLIS
I'm saying..
(pause)
That I..
(pause)
(pause)
Will stay.

BEN AFFLECK
No! You can't! If I let you, I'd look
like an asshole and lose my
protagonist edge.

BRUCE WILLIS
Then I will make you leave.
(to STEVE BUSCEMI)
Steve, Ben here is actually a teenage
girl in disguise.

STEVE BUSCEMI
AHH! COME HERE, YOU!!

STEVE BUSCEMI pulls BEN AFFLECK into the ship. BEN
screams.

BRUCE WILLIS
I'm sorry. I had to.

The rest of the CREW is hauled back into the working ship
and it blasts off.

INT. NASA - NIGHT

BILLY BOB THORNTON
That them there asteroid is gettin
awful close.


SCIENTIST
They need to detonate NOW! Or it might
be too late.

EXT. THE ASTEROID - NIGHT

BRUCE WILLIS has his hand on the button but does not
press it. He talks into a transmitter that the ship left
behind.

BRUCE WILLIS
Honey. I love you.

INT. NASA - NIGHT

LIV TYLER
Daddy. I love you, too. I will miss
you.

BRUCE WILLIS
(on the TV monitor)
I will miss you too.

SCIENTIST
PRESS IT! YOU ONLY HAVE 2 SECONDS!

LIV TYLER
I love you, daddy

BRUCE WILLIS
I love you, Liv Tyler.

SCIENTIST
NO SECONDS! TIME IS UP! PRESS IT NOW!!
AIIEEEE!

LIV TYLER
Bye daddy.

BRUCE WILLIS
Bye.

LIV TYLER
Bye bye.

BRUCE WILLIS
See ya.

LIV TYLER
(tearing up)
Later.

BRUCE WILLIS
(crying)
Adios.

LIV TYLER
Ok, thats enough. Press it.

BRUCE WILLIS
Right.

BRUCE WILLIS presses the button. Everything EXPLODES.
If it could be imagined that it might explode as a result
of this nuclear weapon, it EXPLODES. A video camera
titled "INSTANT REPLY" shows the explosions from
different angles. DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY headbangs in the
background.

AUDIENCE
OW! MY EARS!! FUCK!

EXT. A FANTASY WEDDING PLACE - DAY

BEN AFFLECK and LIV TYLER get MARRIED. They KISS. All of
the surviving drill guys are there with their wives (with
the exception of STEVE BUSCEMI, who is being fondled by
three 10 year olds) BEN and LIV KISS again.

CUE: Aerosmith song.

END

[mOOkie]

Respect Armageddon K. Or I will kick your ass. :angry:

BTW, maybe this guy can save us from the big space rock:

<img src='http://www.c4vct.com/kym/sg/snaps/db08.jpg[/img]

Or failing that...

http://www.hundland.com/posters/i/TheIronGiant.jpghttp://www.c4vct.com/kym/sg/snaps/db08.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

THUNDERCLESE WILL SAVE US!!!

I've seen it on TV

[mOOkie]

Provided his weapon systems are not taken offline by that bozo at Morrocobotix. That episode rules.

[Lag Messiah]

Open up your head holes, Slappy!

[mOOkie]

OOOOOHHH!!!! Puncture!

http://www.comxcomics.com/gallerypopups/Resources/puncgallnew2.gif

Brak: Hey, what's that over there?
Thundercleese: [pointing] The Sword of Slaughter!
Brak: Oh boy! What's that over there?
Thundercleese: [pointing] Cannon of Fear!
Brak: How 'bout that?
Thundercleese: Missiles of Unmentionable Terror!
Brak: What's that? Is that a beach ball?
Thundercleese: No! It is the Battle Sphere of Doom!
Brak: What, what d'you think that thing is?
Thundercleese: That's a light switch.
Brak:[disappointed] Uh-huh.
Thundercleese: [raising his arms] Of Total Devastation!
Brak: Ya don't say?

[Lag Messiah]

hahahaha man I need to get my tapes out and watch all those.

Brak's voice and delivery gets me everytime



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[mOOkie]

Just finished watching the episode when Zorak loses his voice and ends up with a singing career with his fantastic 'man voice'. How funny?!?!

[Lag Messiah]

Why Zorak, you have a beautiful man-voice!

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 27 2002, 01:03 PM
OOOOOHHH!!!! Puncture!

http://www.comxcomics.com/gallerypopups/Resources/puncgallnew2.gif
Looks great dude. Really nice. I'll have to have a look (I forgot what it was called earlier).

[Lag Messiah]

.....they had to choose someone who's busy didn't they...

Comics2Film (http://www.comics2film.com/ProjectFrame.php?f_id=108) heard from producer Rupert Harvey about recent casting buzz on the Preacher movie.

Harvey confirmed that, while he hasn't signed yet, James Marsden will very likely star in the title role. Marsden is well-known to C2F readers for playing Scott Summers/Cyclops in X-Men.

Marsden will be busy with X-Men 2 starting this month, which means Preacher will have to wait. Harvey expects the movie will go into production later this year.

[mOOkie]

K, the great thing about Puncture is that you have to read it a load of times before you get the gist of what happened. It's not one a ya pulp superhero things... the art is terrific (as you can see) too.

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 28 2002, 12:37 AM
K, the great thing about Puncture is that you have to read it a load of times before you get the gist of what happened. It's not one a ya pulp superhero things... the art is terrific (as you can see) too.
Looks great, I'll definitely have to pick up a copy. Plus it gives me another excuse to go to Forbidden Planet and chat up the girl on the till again... Think I'd get a discount if I went out with her?

*fiendish plan ahoy*

I got Grendal - Warchild earlier mOOk, looks pretty good. Gonna read it tomorrow.

What else did I get today? Ummm:

Metropolis on DVD (omg omg omg gonna watch it in a minute, looks soooo good).
Discount - Half Fiction (so so so sooooo good)
Selby Tigers - Curse of the Selby Tigers (pretty cool garage punk)
New Hopeless Sampler Disc (really fuckin good bar a couple of Ska tracks... Atom and His Package RULE!:lol:)

Think I should have got Time In Malta's new disc over Selby Tigers though... Oh well, I'm an idiot. Live and learn.

[Lag Messiah]

I need to get some Grendal books

yah I shopped a bit yesterday

got the Jin-Roh special edition :)
Placebo - Black Market Music
Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American (that'll always be the title for me :P)
and a Invader Zim shirt woooo

plus I got the rest of the Preacher series, this week. The whole thing is great, and the ending rocks!

[K]

I picked up a Preacher today. Flicked though it, didn't like the style at all really :huh:

mOOk, Appleseed has just been released on DVD if you didn't already know. I know ya love the Manga ;)

[mOOkie]

Originally posted by Mr K@Jul 27 2002, 11:47 PM
Metropolis on DVD (omg omg omg gonna watch it in a minute, looks soooo good).
Discount - Half Fiction (so so so sooooo good)
Bastardo. Need Metropolis....

You been reading to much Nothing Nice To Say... ha ha ha ha. Did you get the sampler mp3's?

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 28 2002, 01:08 AM
You been reading to much Nothing Nice To Say... ha ha ha ha. Did you get the sampler mp3's?
Of course I've been gettin them. That's why I got the Discount disc, it's fucking great!!

[mOOkie]

I assumed it was cos of the sexy singer?

http://www.nothingnice.com/extra/alison.gif

[K]

'No'?

Shut up.

She's really good actually.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 27 2002, 06:41 PM
I assumed it was cos of the sexy singer?

http://www.nothingnice.com/extra/alison.gif
Sexy singer.... I want one for my band.

[mOOkie]

This might sound... sexist, but I can't name a single female fronted ska or punk band I like. Female vocals and power chords have the same effect as the Voodoo Glow Skulls on me.

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 28 2002, 01:56 AM
This might sound... sexist, but I can't name a single female fronted ska or punk band I like. Female vocals and power chords have the same effect as the Voodoo Glow Skulls on me.
*was the same til he listened to Discount all the way through*

Tsunami Bomb are pretty good too.

[mOOkie]

I like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs but they just sound like a New Wave band playing 70's pop.

[Lag Messiah]

how about Save Farris?

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 27 2002, 06:56 PM
This might sound... sexist, but I can't name a single female fronted ska or punk band I like. Female vocals and power chords have the same effect as the Voodoo Glow Skulls on me.
Who said she was going to sing? :D

Have you ever heard Drain STH? I think they sound awesome. Probably not your kind of music though.

[mOOkie]

Save Ferris and the Dance Hall Crashers personify exactly what I am talking about. I wish women in those bands didn't do the whole doe faced cutie thing. Leave that for pop or whatever. The Distillers for me go the wrong way. Thats like overcompensating. I wouldn't listen to a bloke singing like that.

[K]

Gabe's Missus

http://home.rmci.net/jblackaller/cam1.jpg

Not as good as the pic that was there before :P



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[mOOkie]

Mmmm... shes a mighty fine honey and no mistake. *cough cough* :shifty:

[K]

I just knocked this up in 15 minutes cause I was bored.

http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/teeter_v1.jpg

The guy is what I've been sketching for a few weeks now and is going on my forearm in the form of ink permanently injected into my dermis layer. I.e. A Tattoo.

But he'll have headphones on and it's a lot cleaner. This was just a doodle.

[mOOkie]

That is tre schweet mate. Got any bigger plans for him?

[TheCorps]

Look at this (w00t)

<img src='http://www.kamu2.net/gf4/7.jpg[/img]

http://www.kamu2.net/gf4/12.gif

[mOOkie]

Ownz.

http://www.beatboxbetty.com/celebetty/siegfriedroy/siegfriedroy/images/sigroyir.jpg

http://www.vegas.com/shows/s&r.jpg

http://www.cinecitta.de/content/imaxfilme/pic/siegfried_roy.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

they actually had a cartoon series over here on FOX...

[mOOkie]

Tell me you are kidding?

[Lag Messiah]

sadly no...it was set in medievel times too.

[mOOkie]

*mOOkie cranks up Kazaa in search of the Holy Grail of Vegas themed animated tv shows*

[Lag Messiah]

oh man don't do it...it's not even good in a chichy sort of way

[mOOkie]

No fear. Kazaa was unable to plumb quite deep enough into Cartoon Hell. Got some Batman episodes instead.

[JC Denton]

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~captainkirk/hardwarezone/forums/uploads/av-2.jpg
Meh evil lamb ownz j00!

[mOOkie]

http://www.punkbands.com/nofx/pics/zoo.jpg

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 29 2002, 04:03 AM
That is tre schweet mate. Got any bigger plans for him?
Inking him onto my arm not good enough for ya eh? :P

Dunno yet. He looks better with headphones on.

[ToxicSoup]

http://www.geocities.com/n420666/Picures/mistyrug.txt

This is how my cat 'hides'

[AMGpower]

http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/wyomingdate.jpg

my dog is to lazy or angry oh and dont forget smelly. :blink:
<img src='http://www.geocities.com/sbtm72/Picturecopy.txt[/img]

Funny Cat Attack (http://home.enter.vg/funnyvideos/grpage.html) And watch the gurilla cat. :lol:



<!--EDIT|AMGpower|Jul 29 2002, 04:27 PM-->

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/bbobble.jpg

[JC Denton]

http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~captainkirk/hardwarezone/images/topics/PostNuke.gif

[mOOkie]

What I got in my inbox today:

http://www.mookboy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gj.jpg

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 30 2002, 12:28 PM
http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/bbobble.jpg
"Hey Bubba, let's go play some Bubble Bobble."

hahahahahaa. no.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 30 2002, 03:07 PM
What I got in my inbox today:

http://www.mookboy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gj.jpg
Hot asses = glassjaw. :lol:

[mOOkie]

They are a bunch of fine looking young bucks dude!

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 30 2002, 04:03 PM
They are a bunch of fine looking young bucks dude!
The bassist has a funny head. And he's really tall. I saw them in May with Poison The Well. One of the PTW guitarists kept breaking his guitar, he had to use duct tape and then we traded jokes and he gave us pins after the show.

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.revengelady.com/Glassjaw.jpg

[mOOkie]

TypeX... I want to kill you right now. I frickin' love Poison The Well but I doubt they'd ever tour here... the UK blows goats. If I want to see Glassjaw I gotta watch the Lostprophets too. And the chances of me getting/having got a ticket ahead of the 3million 14yr old girls fathers on their company credit card is pretty remote... I'll shut up now.

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 31 2002, 07:59 PM
If I want to see Glassjaw I gotta watch the Lostprophets too. And the chances of me getting/having got a ticket ahead of the 3million 14yr old girls fathers on their company credit card is pretty remote... I'll shut up now.
Since when? I thought they were touring with The Movielife (ironically one of Daryl Palumbo's fav bands).

Also, Lostprophets have always said they wanted to tour with GlassJAw... Remember mOOk? And Refused? Ha ha ha.

[mOOkie]

Dude, Movielife and Glassjaw are supporting the Lostprophets. How out of whack is that?

[Lag Messiah]

http://weeklyvisitor.com/columns/dean/w3rd.JPG

[mOOkie]

http://www.theshrubbery.com/0400/whore.jpg

[K]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Aug 1 2002, 12:33 AM
Dude, Movielife and Glassjaw are supporting the Lostprophets. How out of whack is that?
OK I knew Movielife were supporting them but now GlassJAw are supporting them AS WELL? Christ. That's just plain wrong :(

Lostprophets should be out selling tickets and merchandise for a band like GlassJAw, PAH. With those fingerless gloves and those pouch things for the cash... Won't get all the girls now eh prettyboys?! Mwahahahaha!! ...sorry.

[mOOkie]

The REAL Lostprophets (http://www.lostprophets.org/)

http://www.lostprophets.org/pics/lp_prom8.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.bogustshirts.com/b1_big/smoke_crack_tshirt.jpg

[mOOkie]

http://www.grapeshot.net/images/segway-typeR.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

hahahahaha I could imagine someone on a nitrious powered one of those!

http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/PimpBus.txt

[mOOkie]

That is sooooooo cool! Wow!

http://www.vantagevehiclegroup.com/blue.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

far cry from the short bus Tan had to ride to school.



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[mOOkie]

http://www.famousperformers.com/volkswagen%20carousel.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

man...I want a cool VW micro bus!

http://membres.lycos.fr/pascing/VW-COX/MicroBusVW.jpg

[AMGpower]

http://www.hep.physics.neu.edu/reu_at_cern/pics/what-a-funny-car.jpg

[mOOkie]

http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/bmw_isetta.jpg

[Tanaban]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Aug 1 2002, 09:14 PM
far cry from the short bus Tan had to ride to school.
STFU

[Tanaban]

mmmm

[Zombie9920]

http://chumor.vo.llnw.net/adult_cdn/01068ABAASQAAAB0DjmnPDR0zHrABW5XkKyncXT6n7I5V3iXsBmCVq8a7GPMNEn68cKYPq9n DItaH.sfMgAldPQ4XDl1CIAKWHio9yPSlaI8-/pictures/gayspiderman.gif

[Tanaban]

Hehe that one makes me giggle every time I see it

[mOOkie]

If you look closely you can see my crotch....

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.intimacytherapy.com/images/alone.gif

[mOOkie]

I can only imagine how that came up on a google image search....


http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Fhorn.JPG
After a career Saving Humanity, Jesus decided that ventriloquism was the only way forward.


http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Golfer.JPG
Jesus Christ Our Lord ™ came to resent the fact that his Dad had sent him down in the image of Willow for the Second Coming.

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.nickcooper.com/alone.jpg

[mOOkie]

Is that a nuclear mushroom cloud?

[Lag Messiah]

http://wso.williams.edu/~mhacker/Strangelove/mushroom.gif

simliar...but me thinks, no

[mOOkie]

It was sarcasm...

I've seen that explosion somewhere before...

http://argosy.mta.ca/argosy01-02/09.27.01/dr.strangelove.jpg

[AMGpower]

http://www.arches.uga.edu/~pstrwser/pimp.gif
And where did you get that spiderman gif???

[AMGpower]

http://www.ghettoscooter.com/images/ghettoscooter.jpg

Check out the site.

[Lag Messiah]

http://stuph.com/external/ghettoscooter.jpg

[mOOkie]

I'm not normally one for zealous flag waving and forced national pride, but I thought these were pretty cool:

http://www.postroad.com/9-11/moudakis%20superman.jpg

http://www.postroad.com/9-11/bok%20worse%20than.gif

http://www.postroad.com/9-11/bennett%20autograph.jpg

http://www.postroad.com/9-11/heller%20towers.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

indeed...I do like that first one.

[mOOkie]

Tomorrow mOOk and Snipey... sitting in front of the teevee... k-i-s-s-i-n-g! And watching this:
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RDP8.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
w00t!

[Lag Messiah]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I forgot to save enough to buy that fucking DVD!!!!

bleh :(

[mOOkie]

I'll describe it for you tomorrow.. heheheh

[Tanaban]

HAHAHaaa.... damn its so true <_<

[Tanaban]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020802l.gif

For some reason Batjew reminds me of Lag in this comic.

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by Tanaban@Aug 6 2002, 03:29 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020802l.gif

For some reason Batjew reminds me of Lag in this comic.
LOL! maybe I should dye my hair again....*digs through the closet* I have red, blue, purple, and green on hand....mmmmmmm hair dye

[K]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Aug 6 2002, 11:00 PM
mmmmmmm hair dye
Don't drink it dumbass.

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by Mr K@Aug 6 2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Aug 6 2002, 11:00 PM
mmmmmmm hair dye
Don't drink it dumbass.
ohhhhhh my tounge is all purpley....*dies*

[mOOkie]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Aug 6 2002, 10:29 PM
ohhhhhh my tounge is all purpley....*dies*

A small mercy for us all then.

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Aug 6 2002, 04:35 PM
A small mercy for us all then.
HEY HEY! No need to be mean :P

[mOOkie]

I asked K this question once. Hair dye. Do your collars and cuffs match then?

[Lag Messiah]

I probably would (disturbing image I know) but to get a good color you have to bleach the hair first...and that'd probably hurt a bit.

[mOOkie]

:o Ouch. Altho imagine the look on a lucky girls face when she see's ya pork sword's bright blue/purple mini-afro.

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Aug 6 2002, 04:56 PM
:o Ouch. Altho imagine the look on a lucky girls face when she see's ya pork sword's bright blue/purple mini-afro.
hahahaha might be worth in the long run....


LOL pork sword

[mOOkie]

According to the esteemed Profanisaurus (http://www.vizmag.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm), the definition for pork sword is as follows:

pork sword n. Penis; bacon bazooka; lamb cannon etc.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Aug 6 2002, 06:26 PM
According to the esteemed Profanisaurus (http://www.vizmag.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm), the definition for pork sword is as follows:

pork sword n. Penis; bacon bazooka; lamb cannon etc.
hahhaa. thats fuckin great! :lol:

[ToxicSoup]

Hahahhaa I really like this one.

Cupcake n. Small quantity of fart gas caught in the palm of the hands and then deposited in a person’s face.

[MP3Chuck]

http://isweb21.infoseek.co.jp/animal/sokaisha/020728/tanjoubi.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.geocities.com/lagmessiah/97-GIRsquir.txt

[Tanaban]

Its so sad... but as usual so damn true. Hell I don't think I have even told lag how much I am playing EQ.

[Tanaban]

AHHAAHAHHAHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA rofl... ect... ect...

[mOOkie]

I see Lags bandwidth has expired again...

[Lag Messiah]

I can see it fine now...meh, you get what you pay for.

[mOOkie]

Good Lag, good lag.

Anyone here seen a movie called Office Space? It's on teevee now. My god, a film with Jennifer Anniston that doesn't suck.

[ToxicSoup]

Originally posted by mOOkie@Aug 9 2002, 06:57 PM
Good Lag, good lag.

Anyone here seen a movie called Office Space? It's on teevee now. My god, a film with Jennifer Anniston that doesn't suck.
Office space is a great movie. I remember renting it a few years ago...

Everything was fine until that no-talent ass clown was born



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[mOOkie]

I love the bit when the main guy is asking his friend Michael about the program he cooked up to filter off little bits of money from all the intrest payments at the bank. And he asks him how he came up with such a brilliant idea and his friend just replies: "They did it in Superman III." Classic.

[ToxicSoup]

And this is what happens when you give civilians weapons.

http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/screenshots/gta3civilianweapons.txt

http://toxicsoup.tripod.com/pictures/screenshots/gta3civilianweapons2.txt

K, I know you have gta3, you should definately try it out. Be sure to arm yourself though, sometimes they try and kill you

[K]

Originally posted by TypeXColorRed@Aug 10 2002, 12:33 PM
K, I know you have gta3, you should definately try it out. Be sure to arm yourself though, sometimes they try and kill you
Been there done that.

On the PS2 version as well.

I got a haircut, woo.

http://vandalpunk.homestead.com/files/haircut_mk2.jpg

I suck at taking pics. I always end up lookin about 12.

How old ya reckon I look in real life mOOk?

[ToxicSoup]

ahahaahhahaha :lol: maybe you should grow some facial hair?

[mOOkie]

Originally posted by TypeXColorRed@Aug 10 2002, 06:00 PM
ahahaahhahaha :lol: maybe you should grow some facial hair?
<img src='http://wwno.uno.edu/henri/dad_saints_fan.jpg[/img]

[mOOkie]

http://www.geeklife.com/images/Aug02/monkeyplaytime.gif

[K]

Originally posted by TypeXColorRed@Aug 10 2002, 07:00 PM
ahahaahhahaha :lol: maybe you should grow some facial hair?
No. I hate facial hair with a passion. It looks fuckin stupid.

No offense to you Lag. Which it actually looks ok on.

[Lag Messiah]

Originally posted by Mr K@Aug 10 2002, 08:34 PM
No. I hate facial hair with a passion. It looks fuckin stupid.

No offense to you Lag. Which it actually looks ok on.
well thanks...I'm pretty sure.

[mOOkie]

What about ZZ Top?

[ToxicSoup]

www.boyis.com (http://www.boyis.com) Has awesome anime wallpapers. I would post samples but the images are huge and the site takes a long time to load.

[Lag Messiah]

http://www.cosmosstudio.net/my-gir.jpg

[mOOkie]

http://www.nigelglockler.com/images/covers/im2_b.JPG
http://www.spearshoes.com/tramp%20box%20toe.jpg



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[Lag Messiah]

.....craziness

[AMGpower]

http://www.foodsci.purdue.edu/gallery/labs/applegate/small/chicken.jpg

[Lag Messiah]

[AMGpower]

Yarr