THE HZ Word Association Thread!

[MP3Chuck]

Y'all know how to play by now ... so here we go. In honor of the original thread...

First word:

Blue

[EyePoker]

Blue - Clue

[MP3Chuck]

Clue -> get one

[Lag Messiah]

get one - not for about 4 months

[MP3Chuck]

not for about 4 months -> new video cards

[EyePoker]

new video cards - Tomorrow...

[MP3Chuck]

Tomorrow... -> Today

[EyePoker]

Today - damn I am tired

[Lag Messiah]

damn I am tired - then sleep



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[JC Denton]

then sleep - Shouldn't The First One Be Closed, Lag?
BTW, what does HZ mean anyways?

[Lag Messiah]

Shouldn't The First One Be Closed, Lag? - NEVER!!!

Hardware Zone you git!

[ToxicSoup]

Shouldn't The First One Be Closed, Lag? - lag is a slut

Close your legs, Lag

[JC Denton]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 17 2002, 03:27 PM
Shouldn't The First One Be Closed, Lag? - NEVER!!!

Hardware Zone you git!
No, no, the one on this board, the one asking to start it. Now WTF is HZ?

lag is a slut - for mook?

[EyePoker]

for mook? - Hardware Zone, you Breadstick Faced Admin

[JC Denton]

Hardware Zone, you Breadstick Faced Admin - that's Cyco, I'm the Junkie!

[ToxicSoup]

that's Cyco, I'm the Junkie! - isnt this a WORD assocation game... these look more like phrases to me.

[JC Denton]

isnt this a WORD assocation game... these look more like phrases to me. - it varies...

[ToxicSoup]

it varies... - master card

[JC Denton]

master card - interest rates

[ToxicSoup]

interest rates - not right now

[JC Denton]

not right now - Put Life On Hold™

[ToxicSoup]

Put Life On Hold™ - Ding Dong

[JC Denton]

Ding Dong - Itsa Pizza Boy!

[Tanaban]

Itsa Pizza Boy! - Italian Plumbers

[docbaily]

Italian Plumbers - Mario Brothers



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[Tanaban]

Mario Brothers - NES

[docbaily]

NES - Nintendo

[Tanaban]

Nintendo - Old School

[JC Denton]

Old School - Commodore PET

[Lag Messiah]

Commodore PET - best pet he ever had

[JC Denton]

best pet he ever had - that was the dog, who pissed on my bed

[Tanaban]

that was the dog, who pissed on my bed - *spits the food out* :blink:

[JC Denton]

*spits the food out* :blink: - HAHA :lol:!

[Tanaban]

HAHA ! :lol: - :huh: New smilies! :wub:

[JC Denton]

:huh: New smilies! :wub: - Bah :wacko:!

[Tanaban]

Bah ! :wacko: - <_<

[ToxicSoup]

<_< - :blink:

[JC Denton]

:blink: - And Now Back To...

[Tanaban]

And Now Back To... - The Show

[Lag Messiah]

The Show - It's the Brak show, starring me, I'm Brak!

[MP3Chuck]

The Show -> Girl at the Rock Show

[Tanaban]

Girl at the Rock Show - Got her and the Girls at the bar too!

[Lag Messiah]

Got her and the Girls at the bar too! - I am owned my only one

[JC Denton]

I am owned my only one - Stupid 98

[Lag Messiah]

Stupid 98 - Windows?

[JC Denton]

Windows? - Shit Happens

[Lag Messiah]

Shit Happens - and it piles up too

[JC Denton]

and it piles up too - What the f**k is that smell?!

[Lag Messiah]

What the f**k is that smell?! - my broken heart festering in the sun

[JC Denton]

my broken heart festering in the sun - Didn't think it smelt that bad...
<span style='color:gray'>BTW, Lag. What is it with all these "so lonely" and "missing her with all my heart" sigs/avatars/titles anyways?</span>



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[Lag Messiah]

Didn't think it smelt that bad... - oh it does...it does

pretty much explains itself really...my angel left me and I can't think of anything else...it consumes me and is slowly eating me away from the inside...

[JC Denton]

oh it does...it does - Time For A New...
Angel as in, relative? Girlfriend? Hint, hint!

[Lag Messiah]

Time For A New... - start

girlfriend...

[JC Denton]

start - Fresh
Sorry to hear that man, she going with someone else now or what?

[Lag Messiah]

Fresh - and Clear

no...we still talk and everything...I'd like to say we're working it out, but I think that'd be a pretty loose definition.

[JC Denton]

and Clear - Minty too
I tell ya man, women can be STUPID. Back when I was in HS, I lost mine too, and then she fucked a shitload of jocks just to piss me off. What a bitch...

[Lag Messiah]

Minty too - Scope

yah...she's not like that...she's the only girl I've dated, I dated her for 2 1/2 years. She's been my best friend since middle school...I care for her more than anyone...so I'm just fucked up over the whole thing you know.

[JC Denton]

Scope - Listerine
If you don't mind sharing it, what happened?

[Lag Messiah]

Listerine - Blister

pretty much just stupid shit on my part...it all crashed about 4 months ago...acutally I could tell how long it's been down to the hour...anyway, it's just been all mucked up since then. but we still talk all the time...like I said she's my best friend.



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[JC Denton]

Blister - Ouch
Don't consider me lackluster or anything but did you?...

[Lag Messiah]

Ouch - pain

did I what?

[JC Denton]

Originally posted by Lag Messiah@Jul 18 2002, 04:54 PM
Ouch - pain

did I what?
pain - Beer
Score?

[Lag Messiah]

Beer - piss

I was afraid that's what you meant...I'm not going to say anything...that has nothing to do with anything...

[docbaily]

piss - toilet

[Tanaban]

toilet - bowl

[K]

bowl - Strike

[docbaily]

Strike - Counter

[mOOkie]

Counter - Von.. aaa, aaa, aaa... two... aaa, aaa, aaa... tree... aaa, aaa, aaa

[Lag Messiah]

Von.. aaa, aaa, aaa... two... aaa, aaa, aaa... tree... aaa, aaa, aaa - "The firings were brought to the employees by the letters F and U."

[mOOkie]

"The firings were brought to the employees by the letters F and U." - Today's letters are, L, S, and D!

[Tanaban]

Today's letters are, L, S, and D! - And cookie monster brought us "special" brownies. How nice!

[mOOkie]

And cookie monster brought us "special" brownies. How nice! - Big Bird

[ToxicSoup]

Big Bird - Turkey for dinner

[docbaily]

Turkey for dinner - Thanksgiving

[ToxicSoup]

Thanksgiving - Indians

[mOOkie]

Indians - make curry.

[docbaily]

make curry - how to (http://www.accessentertainment.co.uk/Eatingin/Recipes/Currysauce.htm)

[mOOkie]

how to - carol vorderman

[JC Denton]

carol vorderman - Clue, The Game

[mOOkie]

Clue, The Game - Michael Douglas?

[ToxicSoup]

Michael Douglas - traffic sucked

[mOOkie]

traffic sucked - Basic Instinct

[JC Denton]

Basic Instinct - The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

[docbaily]

The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe - annihilation

[mOOkie]

annihilation - total

[docbaily]

total - sum

[JC Denton]

sum - wolf

[docbaily]

wolf - sniper

[mOOkie]

sniper - Tom Berenger (sic)

[JC Denton]

Tom Berenger (sic) - John Mullins

[docbaily]

John Mullins - The Shop

[Tanaban]

The Shop - The Cops

[Lag Messiah]

The Cops - Doughnuts

[JC Denton]

Doughnuts - Ain't You Talkin' Bout Donuts?

[Tanaban]

Ain't You Talkin' Bout Donuts? - Whatchu talkn' 'bout?!

[JC Denton]

Whatchu talkn' 'bout?! - BBQ Brisket

[Tanaban]

BBQ Brisket - as long as its a Texan cooking it!

[tonymark01]

as long as its a Texan cooking it! - Wang

[docbaily]

Wang - Penny Arcade

[mOOkie]

Penny Arcade - Me like

[JC Denton]

Me like - BOOBIES ;)

[docbaily]

BOOBIES ;) - Hooters

Hooters is a good family restraunt with great chicken breasts.

[ToxicSoup]

Hooters - Spinny necks

[docbaily]

Spinny necks - red necks

[ToxicSoup]

red necks - sunburn

[Tanaban]

sunburn - sun bleach

[ToxicSoup]

sun bleach - retarded surfer d00ds

like the one in dexters lab, the episode where he makes the dog talk

[docbaily]

retarded surfer d00ds - the word "like"

[ToxicSoup]

the word "like" - totally..

[docbaily]

totally.. - yo

[mOOkie]

sunburn - ouch

[docbaily]

ouch - a little off but ok

[Lag Messiah]

a little off but ok - who knows

[Guest]

who knows - the muffin man

[docbaily]

the muffin man - the muffin man!?

[Tanaban]

the muffin man!? - The scariest thing alive

[Lag Messiah]

The scariest thing alive - being alone

[Tanaban]

being alone - life
:huh: You know it would be nice if you weren't always reminding me of ourthe problems. <_< But o well



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[Lag Messiah]

life - long

not like I'm doing at you :unsure: it's just what came into my mind

[Tanaban]

long - wang
<_<



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[Lag Messiah]

wang - unused

[MP3Chuck]

unused -> Virgin Islands?

[JC Denton]

Virgin Islands? - Beach Boys

[MP3Chuck]

Beach Boys -> sunburn

[JC Denton]

sunburn - It's Peeling!

[MP3Chuck]

It's Peeling! -> orange

[JC Denton]

orange - Orange Julius

[MP3Chuck]

Orange Julius -> Fuzzy Navel

[JC Denton]

Fuzzy Navel - Hangover

[Lag Messiah]

Hangover - Hanover

[K]

Hanover - Handover

Must stop the similar associations...!! If that makes sense O_o

[ToxicSoup]

Handover - Here, you can have this POS, im getting a new machine

[JC Denton]

Here, you can have this POS, im getting a new machine - What's New?

[K]

What's New? - Song about the Buttocks

[JC Denton]

Song about the Buttocks - Don't Wanna Know

[K]

Don't Wanna Know - Lag's Purple PVC Underwear Collection

[ToxicSoup]

Lag's Purple PVC Underwear Collection - PVC? rounded plastic undies.. strange.

[JC Denton]

PVC? rounded plastic undies.. strange. - Slut Thing

[docbaily]

Slut Thing - Britney Spears

[Tanaban]

Britney Spears - BS

[docbaily]

BS - Bull Shit

[Tanaban]

Bull Shit - In the Garden

[docbaily]

In the Garden - In The Middle of the Night

[Tanaban]

In The Middle of the Night - With a babe

[TC10284]

With a babe - mmmmmmmmm.........

[docbaily]

mmmmmmmmm......... - IHOP Bacon Cheese Burger Melt

[Tanaban]

IHOP Bacon Cheese Burger Melt - EYE HOP

[docbaily]

EYE HOP - iHop a new internet pogo stick from Apple

[Tanaban]

iHop a new internet pogo stick from Apple - Sleek elitism

[docbaily]

Sleek elitism - 1337

[mOOkie]

1337 - ph34r m3h j00 |3!0tch2

[tonymark01]

ph34r m3h j00 |3!0tch2 - Ow! You shot me you A - Hole!

[Guest]

Ow! You shot me you A - Hole! - ouch

[docbaily]

ouch - damn forgot to login

[JC Denton]

damn forgot to login - Doh!

[docbaily]

Doh! - The Simpsons

[ToxicSoup]

The Simpsons - 833r

[docbaily]

833r - feel good liquid

[Lag Messiah]

feel good liquid - Pearl Jam

[mOOkie]

Pearl Jam - Ten

[Lag Messiah]

Ten - Jeremy

[mOOkie]

Jeremy - Spoke In Class Today

[Lag Messiah]

Spoke In Class Today - Blood on the Blackboard

[ToxicSoup]

Blood on the Blackboard - yummy blood

[JC Denton]

yummy blood - Buffy "Hot" Slayer

[docbaily]

Buffy "Hot" Slayer - hot wings

[mOOkie]

hot wings - hot wheels

[docbaily]

hot wheels - micro machines

[mOOkie]

micro machines - cool game on the megadrive/genesis

[K]

cool game on the megadrive/genesis - JCart = GENIUS

[mOOkie]

JCart = GENIUS - J-League... Come on F.C Tokyo!

[K]

J-League... Come on F.C Tokyo! - J-List (http://www.jlist.com)

Checkout the Hello Kitty 'shoulder massager' O_O

[docbaily]

J-List - oh jesus

[K]

oh jesus - Save me Jeebus!

[mOOkie]

Save me Jeebus! - Too late for you...

[MP3Chuck]

Too late for you... -> 2 l337 4 j00

[mOOkie]

2 l337 4 j00 - bring it on

[Lag Messiah]

bring it on - 12 - 0

[MP3Chuck]

12-0 -> not my Warcraft record

[Tanaban]

not my Warcraft record - 100 / -20

[K]

100 / -20 - Numeric Fun

[Lag Messiah]

Numeric Fun - and screamin' 1-8-7 on a mother fuckin' COP

[JC Denton]

and screamin' 1-8-7 on a mother fuckin' COP - CC

[mOOkie]

CC - BBC

[JC Denton]

BBC - Wallace and Gromit

[mOOkie]

Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Trousers

[Lag Messiah]

The Wrong Trousers - any of mook's trousers

[mOOkie]

any of mook's trousers - I wear skirts

[Lag Messiah]

I wear skirts - in battle we donned full squeaned ball gowns

[mOOkie]

in battle we donned full squeaned ball gowns - squeans rule

[Lag Messiah]

squeans rule - glitter

[ToxicSoup]

glitter - fairy

[mOOkie]

fairy - liquid

[K]

liquid - It's sticky in my underwear

[mOOkie]

It's sticky in my underwear - brown thing on a tree

[K]

brown thing on a tree - Skwerl

[mOOkie]

Skwerl - nasty critter

[K]

nasty critter - You better be jokin.

[mOOkie]

You better be jokin - Why?

[MP3Chuck]

why? -> why not?

[Tanaban]

why not? - >.< Stupid 4 year old arguments I get into

[JC Denton]

Stupid 4 year old arguments I get into - It Happens...
That so brings me back to the days of HS, when we all crashed in this conservatory thing we had, with my stoner friends. We always talked about this kinda shit.

[Tanaban]

It Happens... - shit
Lol the best is when some one is on acid or any thing really halusneaogenic you tell them you are going to put an invisable box on their head.

[JC Denton]

shit - Deja Vu?
Ya people can be pretty fuckin' stupid if they put there minds to it. I remember having this Iranian teacher for Algebra, total asshole. Then one day a guy walked in totally blazed out on LSD or something, the guy picked up his dope and sniffed it in. The guy was a foreigner and didn't really no any better, so he got all blazed and told everyone to get out of class and go fuck hot women. It was the last period of the day, do you think we took off ;) or what?

[Tanaban]

Deja Vu? - I will show you Deja Vu Kung foo style

[JC Denton]

I will show you Deja Vu Kung foo style - ABIT

[Tanaban]

ABIT - ASUS

[JC Denton]

ASUS - King of [M]ainboards

[K]

King of [M]ainboards - I am king of fnar

[mOOkie]

I am king of fnar - fnar fnar

[K]

fnar fnar - mOOk's my queen

[mOOkie]

mOOk's my queen - butch you mean.

[K]

butch you mean. - Whatever, just lick my boot.

[mOOkie]

Whatever, just lick my boot. - Kiss my ass

[Tanaban]

Kiss my ass - eww not the pimple farm

[JC Denton]

eww not the pimple farm - Playboy Mansion

[Tanaban]

Playboy Mansion - the best place to grow up as a teenager

[mOOkie]

the best place to grow up as a teenager - not a prison

[Tanaban]

not a prison - a baby cage... err crib

[mOOkie]

a baby cage... err crib - wassup peeps?

[JC Denton]

err crib - wassup peeps? - Kingpin

[Tanaban]

Kingpin - Pinhead

[docbaily]

Pinhead - Weird ass movie

[Tanaban]

Weird ass movie - FF spirit with in

[docbaily]

FF spirit with in - shit

[Tanaban]

shit - steaming pile

[docbaily]

steaming pile - warm

[JC Denton]

warm - Luke I am your father.

[Lag Messiah]

Luke I am your father. - Rein of Fire

best part of that movie is when they act out that scene from Empire

[Tanaban]

Rein of Fire - Brits causing the end of the human race ... agian

[Lag Messiah]

Brits causing the end of the human race ... agian - it's only about 10 years of death and tourment

[JC Denton]

it's only about 10 years of death and tourment - Dragons Like Human Genitals

[mOOkie]

Dragons Like Human Genitals - Vegetables that look like human genitals

[Lag Messiah]

Vegetables that look like human genitals - everything has a use

[mOOkie]

everything has a use - just apply lube

[docbaily]

just apply lube - or water

[mOOkie]

or water - no vaseline

[Lag Messiah]

no vaseline - rosey palmming it

[Tanaban]

rosey palmming it - I did Rossy Plam and her 5 sisters all at once

[mOOkie]

I did Rossy Plam and her 5 sisters all at once - five knuckle shuffle

Madam Palm and her five sisters n. A w**k. As in: “I’m nipping off to bed with Madam Palm and her five sisters”. See also Palmela Handerson.

scrotum pole n. Old Red Indian erection at the foot of which lie John Wayne’s hairy saddlebags (qv), and around which Madam Palm and her five sisters (qv) do ritual dances to precipitate spunk-fall.

Viz Profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm)



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[Tanaban]

five knuckle shuffle - brutal force

[mOOkie]

brutal force - Magnum Force

[docbaily]

Magnum Force - mag wheels

[Lag Messiah]

mag wheels - Some mag wheels would be sweeeeeet

[JC Denton]

Some mag wheels would be sweeeeeet - Beretta, 9MM, Fully Automatic

[Tanaban]

Beretta, 9MM, Fully Automatic - 9mm is a pea shooter

[JC Denton]

9mm is a pea shooter - What You Got?
<span style='color:gray'>I doubt you have any guns, so I doubt mine is a "pea-shooter" LOL!</span>

[Lag Messiah]

What You Got? - a lot and nothing, at the same time.

[JC Denton]

a lot and nothing, at the same time. - CS Comparison

http://www.replicgun.com/Beretta%2013CH.jpg
Mine.

http://www.counter-strike.net/images/weapons/beretta.jpg
Counter Strike's.

Pretty damn similiar if you ask me!

[ToxicSoup]

CS comparison - CS got better models i guess?

I havnt played CS since 1.3 came out