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mOOkie
July 27th, 2002, 03:42 PM
<i><b>Pain-Ray Cannon (Directed-energy Weapon)

The United States Marine Corps, and the Air Force have jointly developed a new large-scale directed-energy weapon that fires a burst of non-lethal but intensely painful microwave energy.

How painful you ask? Imagine having the skin, all over your body (because clothing offers no protection) suddenly scalded to a depth of 1/64 of an inch . . . ouch!! While the ray is said to cause no permanent harm, the instant pain is severe enough to cause an enemy (or folks engaged in civil unrest) to drop everything they are doing and run the other way. Once a person is out of range, the pain stops and they're pretty much unharmed.

With a range of about a half mile or so, the "Pain Ray" can reach beyond the "effective" range of shoulder-fired small arms, making the Pain-Ray Cannon an ideal military weapon for enforcing "area denial" that is, taking control of an area (denying the enemy use) while avoiding the use of lethal force.

Interestingly, the "Pain-Ray Cannon" can also be used to burn up the electronics of the enemy's battlefield assets such as, the ignition systems of military vehicles, computers and communications gear. It's likely that the military will mount this directed-energy weapon in a UAV (Unmanned Aerial Vehicle) to do this type of work, because it could fly very close to enemy lines with out endangering our troops, but wreaking havoc with the enemy's assets.
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JC Denton
July 27th, 2002, 07:25 PM
Ya, I heard about this one awhile ago from Popular Science. Back then it was in early testing and they were still imploding rabbits trying to make it not so fatal. God, imagine the long term effects though. Cancer, being the biggest one I can think of. If they ever shot me with this thing, before they'd pull the trigger; I'd have already pulled the one on my bertta...

MP3Chuck
July 27th, 2002, 11:57 PM
Well ... I don't think they'd take you on with a microwave if you're waving a beretta :lol:

But no doubt it's perfect for small riots or for temporarily stunning escaping prisoners. And a half a mile range ... jeez. You couldn't aim that far with any beretta <_<

mOOkie
July 28th, 2002, 12:28 AM
I'm guessing the effect would prolly be extremely sore sun burn type pain and redness. I wonder if the enemy wore factor 99 sun cream it would still work? Ha ha ha ha ha

K
July 28th, 2002, 12:43 AM
Anyone seen Orgasmo? Reminds me of that... If that makes sense.

Lag Messiah
July 28th, 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Mr K@Jul 27 2002, 05:50 PM
Anyone seen Orgasmo? Reminds me of that... If that makes sense.
ah hahahaha! I don't know I think that might make the enemy keep coming back.

K
July 28th, 2002, 01:39 AM
lmfao

At least they wouldn't shoot you.

Edit - That sounded better before I typed it... Errr.



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CrazyHorse
July 28th, 2002, 01:41 AM
Wow someone could take over the world with that weapon! :o

mOOkie
July 28th, 2002, 01:53 AM
The Orgasmo thing or this microwave oven gun?

K
July 28th, 2002, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by mOOkie@Jul 28 2002, 02:00 AM
The Orgasmo thing or this microwave oven gun?
Hopefully the former.

*dons some rubber knickers*

JC Denton
July 28th, 2002, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by MP3Chuck@Jul 27 2002, 05:04 PM
And a half a mile range ... jeez. You couldn't aim that far with any beretta <_<
I dunno, if there was no-wind and you had a good clean shot, and the target wasn't moving. I could hit him. As long as you have a clean shot and mother nature doesn't fesck things up...

AMGpower
July 28th, 2002, 06:11 AM
Didnt they say it would be mounted on a plane??

K
July 28th, 2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by AMGpower@Jul 28 2002, 06:18 AM
Didnt they say it would be mounted on a plane??
Only for taking out enemy electronics.